Imagination on the Range

What do you get when you combine 2 imaginative, sorta aged cowboys, a bit of imagination, a length of rope, an early morning  and Ocoee Red as guardian angel? The answer is obvious: Horseshoe John and Marshal Too Tall.

El Carrera Shooting And T-Bone Angus Timing March 2014

El Carrera Shooting And T-Bone Angus Timing March 2014

Where shall we begin?  Horseshoe John arrived at the shoot site, riding his trusty steed (a red pickup) and pulling a trailer. He looked at the trail ahead of him, off the driveway, saw the turned earth of a construction job, imagined that either the footing was firm or his mechanical horse was light, and he drove forward … and then stopped as his front wheels sunk in the red dirt, just like wagon wheels in a western movie.  He had to be pulled out, but his horse still wouldn’t budge until Bad Eye Tom shoved it by hand and gave the tow just enough power to dislodge Horseshoe’s steed.

Dodge City Dixie Shooting Her Trusty Pistol As Tabasco J.O.T. Times

Dodge City Dixie Shooting Her Trusty Pistol As Tabasco J.O.T. Times

 Too Tall had his own morning. He wasn’t able to shoot in the  Long Range Rifle competition in the Buffalo Shoot. He said the rifle wouldn’t hit the primers of his ammo hard enough to make them shoot. But this word scratcher saw Too Tall at the shooting bench, and maybe Too Tall had a problem with  mind over matter. He was in shooting position, hands up in rifle cradling position, looking down the barrel at the targets, planning his shot, but he wasn’t holding a rifle.  Maybe his problem was that when one shoots an imaginary rifle, it doesn’t send a round down range to the target.

 Unpleasant was the Top Gun, and Dodge City Dixie was the Top Lady Shooter.  Miss Bo shot her 1st ever No Misses Match, and Young Gun Chris Colt shot his 1st Ocoee Rangers match. The Top 10 Shooters were: (1) Unpleasant (2) Hurricane Charly (3) Cumberland Drifter (4) Barkeep Casey (5) Copperhead Joe (6) Papa Dave (7) Marshal WD (8) Clancy O’Conall (9) Happy Pappy and (10) Kid Ziggy. 35 shooters shot with No Misses, including 7 of the Top 10.

 In the pre match Buffalo Shoot, Jackson Longstreet won the .22 cal. competition, Yankee Dutchman won the Long Range Rifle shoot, and Marshal Too Tall won the Lever Action Rifle and Long Range Pistol competitions.

 SHOOT RESULTS:

TOP GUN:  UNPLEASANT

TOP LADY SHOOTER:  Dodge City Dixie

 BUFFALO SHOOT

 .22 Cal.:  Jackson Longstreet

Lever Action Rifle: Marshal Too Tall

Long Range Rifle: Yankee Dutchman

Buckaroo: ….. (1) Vicious Nick

Young Gun: ….. (1) Chris Colt

49er: ….. (1) Cumberland Drifter (2) Happy Pappy (3) Dirtwater Fox

Lady 49er: ….. (1) Lulu McGoo (2) Shez A Pistol (3) the Duchess

B-Western: …..(1) Copperhead Joe (2) Polecat Carl (3) Sundance

Lady B Western: …..(1) Dodge City Dixie (2) Miss Bo

Cowboy: …..(1) Unpleasant (2) Hurricane Charly (3) Marshal WD

Cowgirl: ….. (1) Mrs. Pleasant

Classic Cowboy: …..(1) Lightning McCoy (2) Hoss Carpenter

Elder Statesman: …..(1) Tin Pot (2) Wildcat Wilkey (3) Tom Cassidy

Elder Statesman Duelist: …..(1) Horseshoe John

Elder Statesman Double Duelist: …..(1) Shenandoah Will

Cattle Baron: ….. (1) Papa Dave (2) Tabasco JOT

Duelist: ….. (1) Lucky Lightburne (2) Smokin’ Dave

Double Duelist: ….. (1) Dustin Clays (2) TN Mongo

Frontier Cartridge Duelist: ….. (1) Jackalope

Senior Double Duelist: …… (1) Double Eagle

Silver Senior Double Duelist: ….. (1) Pop Dawson

Gunfighter: ….. (1) Clancy O’Conall (2) Kid Ziggy (3) Pleasant

Senior Gunfighter: ….. (1) Yankee Dutchman (2) Sudden Sam (3) Reno Mustang

Silver Senior Gunfighter: ….. (1) T-Bone Angus (2) Tenn Smoke

Outlaw: ….. (1) Fast Harley (2) Loose Cinch (3) Tio Don        

Senior: ….. (1) Marshal Too Tall Ocoee Red (2) Ocoee Red (3) Purly

Silver Senior: ….. (1) Frank Canton (2) Sledge (3) Delta Desperado

Lady Silver Senior: ….. (1) Two Step Net

Wrangler: …..(1) Barkeep Casey (2) Jackson Longstreet (3) Hide Cutter

Lady Wrangler: ….. (1) Anita Margarita (2) Miss Kitty Kat

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