Volume 7, Issue No. 7 July 2009
REVELATIONS ON THE RANGE
This lead-in sounds like the title of a romance novel, but, it’s not. Nope. Several Cowboy Action Shooting “revelations” were revealed at the July Shoot. No. 1 was that former Top Cowgirl Shooter Last Kiss better not tangle with died-in-the–woods black powder shooter Owlhoot Hardin: he bested her shooting Frontier Cartridge Duelist. And before all that black powder smoke cleared away, Yazoo City Gal surged to the front and captured the Top Cowgirl Shooter position for the July Shoot. No. 2, Marshal Too Tall, or “the Tiger” as he refers to himself now, is not a midget. How was this revealed? Well, little cowboy Ben Childers was asked how old he is, and he smiled and said, “30”. Then he said, “I guess if I was really 30, I’d be a midget, wouldn’t I. Is Too Tall a midget?” Cowboys being cowboys, this word-scratcher beat a path to Marshal Too Tall and posed the question to him, “Are you?” Too Tall laughed, thought about shooting the feller who asked the question (remember Billy the Kid, like Too Tall, was fast shooting in a small package), and said, “I guess he won’t be 1 of my tigers, if that’s what he thinks. But Too Tall, the tiny tiger, is not a feller to hold a grudge: he’s too busy getting ready to compete with Festus D. Deputy in the next coming match.
Unpleasant was, once again, the TOP GUN of the day, and Yazoo City Gal was the Top Lady Shooter. The Top 10 Shooters were: (1) Unpleasant (2) S.A. Pondwater (3) Pleasant (4) Festus D. Deputy (5) Marshal Too Tall (6) Widowmaker (7) Clancy O’Conall (8) Curly Bill (9) Marshal W.D & (10) Polecat Carl. In the Buffalo Shoot, which preceded the Main Match, Tin Pot won the Long Range Pistol competition. Marshal Too Tall won the .22 Caliber, and Long Range Single Shot Rifle shoots. And after a 4 way shoot-off, followed by a 2 way shoot-off, Marshal Too Tall won the Long Range Lever Action Rifle competition. 12 Shooters shot matches with no misses: Festus D. Deputy, S.A. Pondwater, Widowmaker, D.Q. Jones, Wildcat Wilkey, Tennessee Mongo, Horseshoe John, Sundance McNeyman, Deadman, Tellico, Tenn Smoke & the illustrious Owlhoot Hardin.
SHOOTING CATEGORY WINNERS:
TOP GUN – Unpleasant ….. Top Cowgirl Shooter – Yazoo City Gal
B-Western: (1) T-Bone Angus (2) Sundance McNeyman (3) Tio Don
Elder Statesman: (1) Linc
Classic Cowboy: (1) Lightning McCoy
Frontier Cartridge Duelist: (1) Owlhoot Hardin
Duelist: (1) Ranger Roger (2) Double Barrel
Double Duelist: (1) Outcast
Senior Duelist: (1) D.Q. Jones (2) Horseshoe John (3) Tinker Chapley
Gunfighter: (1) Pleasant (2) Widowmaker (3) Clancy O’Conall
49er: (1) Festus D. Deputy (2) Marshal Too Tall (3) Curly Bill
Lady 49er: (1) Roma Jane (2) Amorous Ali (3) Mrs. Pleasant
Lady Wrangler: (1) Yazoo City Gal
Outlaw: (1) TN Tombstone (2) Badlands Beck (3) Rawhide Rex
Traditional Cowboy: (1) Unpleasant (2) Marshal W.D.
Wrangler: (1) S.A. Pondwater (2) Polecat Carl (3) TN Mongo
Senior: (1) Purly (2) Long Gulch (3) Sudden Sam
Silver Senior: (1) Wildcat Wilkey (2) Outrider (3) Rev. Adam Jones
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